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Brenna Kaitlyn. 18. Taken. TV shows have ruined me.
March 24, 2013. April 1, 2013.

Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run
Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep

brobecks:

it’s approaching fall which means it’s almost “leggings/scarves/snow/uggs/oversized sweaters/pumpkin spice lattes/wanting a boy to cuddle with” season which means it’s also almost “complain about teenage girls and the things they like to do in the fall” season and I want y’all to know I am Not Here For That and I will defend teenage girls forever

damnaveragesheep:

stripperina:

rachellgmh:

I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”

dude

damnaveragesheep:

stripperina:

rachellgmh:

I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”

dude

ifuckingguess:

THIS MAN IS SO IMPORTANT

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

sweatandhappiness:

I actually really needed to read this right now.

sweatandhappiness:

I actually really needed to read this right now.

bergdorfprincess:

🌸 makeup storage 🌸  As you can see, I have a thing for YSL lipsticks & EOS lip balms 😆😏💄 (at Sephora 34th Street)

bergdorfprincess:

🌸 makeup storage 🌸
As you can see, I have a thing for YSL lipsticks & EOS lip balms 😆😏💄 (at Sephora 34th Street)

mauradors:

completed my “collection” today. I will never need any more neutral eyeshadow ever again

mnagos:

a mess of glitter