on the internet:  7:30pm *closes eyes for 5 minutes* 5am
at school:  9:30am *closes eyes for 5 minutes* 9:20am

dysfunctional-lesbian:

I like when you have an instant connection with someone. when you can automatically tell that they’re going to make a big impact on your life. you don’t know how, and you can’t explain. the only thing you know is to not let them go, you hold on to them. no matter what. because there’s a good reason why they came into your life, and there’s a good reason why they should stay.

fffcuk:

my friends aren’t allowed to be friends with each other they can only be friends with me and the only time they can talk to each other is to discuss how much they love me

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

seasicksailors:

old sport
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a poem by jay gatsby

You:  hi
Stranger:  hey
You:  wanna cyber
Stranger:  Depends are you a girl? ;)
You:  ya
Stranger:  And okay then, you start?
You:  i come into ur bedroom
You:  and ur sleeping
You:  and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger:  I'm still asleep
You:  u feel me pulling down ur pants
You:  and u wake up and smile
Stranger:  I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You:  then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You:  cutting off your penis
Stranger:  wait
You:  THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger:  Then what...?
You:  I HATE YOU
Stranger:  I didn't cheat
You:  you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger:  i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You:  nobody ever knows what happened
You:  i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You:  the end
Stranger:  I have a mercedes?
You:  not anymore faggot  Your conversation partner has disconnected.

Do you ever just wanna hug someone so tightly to the point where you have absolutely no intentions of ever letting go because you want them to know just how much they mean to you and how much you love them and you just wanna take away all the bad things in their life and replace them with only good things?